Paul F. Tompkins Quotes

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

I have a surfboard that says 'Linda Hunt Choice TV Actress: Action.' I am an action star! I don't know what that is about, but I like it.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

If I went on 'American Idol,' I would definitely be kicked out immediately.

I learned a long time ago from when I did 'Seinfeld' never to take anything seriously, and to be part of the joke is the best way to show what a good sport I was.

Nothing is better than the moment you have Michael Bolton dressed as Forrest Gump and you see it in action.

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.

Bill Hader does a really good impression of me.

I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

I can pass myself off as a 'Duck Dynasty' impersonator a lot.

There's not many comedy characters that make me laugh as much as The Rock does; it's nice to have a big muscly guy being funny and stupid.

I'm the Christopher Biggins of reality TV.

For Prince William, I focused more on doing a bad impression of a romantic lead than on Prince William himself.

I make an all right Bowie. Actually, I look more like Cilla Black with that wig.

I didn't create Bugs Bunny. You know what I mean? I can't get mad because I'm the third-best Bugs Bunny in the world.

I think comedy is something I enjoy, so it comes effortlessly.

Some things tend to parody themselves, and we don't need to do it very much. 'Survivor' is like that.

Everyone likes doing impressions of me. I'm easy.

What we're doing on 'The West Wing' is fictional. It's not a place to learn about politics or government. Has there ever been a fundraiser on 'The West Wing?' No. So right there, you're in Disneyland.

'Man Down' is not a serious study of the human condition: it is a balls-out attempt at making people laugh. So nobody in the show can afford to cling on to any vanity, because we're always going to push the humiliation levels.

I was at the Emmys, and someone told me that I'd gotten more applause than Brad Pitt. I said, 'Who's he?'

I think 'Celebrity Big Brother' is one of the most important shows on TV because we get to see people for who they really, really are and you've only got to look at.

It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best voice on the show. I'll admit it.

I'm super happy to say that it's not that hard to write bad stand-up. I guess the trick is to write bad stand-up that sounds like you're trying to be good.

I'm a big fan of comedy such as Cendric the Entertainer.