Eddie Izzard Quotes

To be, or not to be, that is the question.

We have no choice, we must all die. How we live, however, is entirely of our choosing.

Freedom is based on the anarch’s awareness that he can kill himself. He carries this awareness around; it accompanies him like a shadow that he can conjure up. “A leap from this bridge will set me free.

Let us seek Death, or he not found, supply With our own hands his office on ourselves; Why stand we longer shivering under fears, That show no end but death, and have the power, Of many ways to die the shortest choosing, Destruction with destruction to destroy.

Oh, I'm not afraid of death! What have I got to live for after all? I suppose you believe it's very wrong to kill a person who has injured you-even if they've taken away everything you had in the world?

We are all born to die—the difference is the intensity with which we choose to live.

When you don't believe in anything except not dying, you don't really believe in anything.

There's still a thousand places I haven't gone to die.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism.

It always comes down to just two choices. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Barrel of the gun, rounds one two three She says I have to pick: choose you, or choose me Metal to the temple, the explosion is deafening Lick the blood that covers me She’s the last one standing “Roulette” Collateral Damage, Track 11

Everyone has good cause for suicide, or at least it seems that way to those who search for it. (74)

So many means of self-destruction, so little time.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live.” ~spoken by Augustus McCrae

I swear to you on any kind of sacred whateverthefuck you favor: if I live through this I will absolutely start taking your advice." "That'll look nice on your headstone.

I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of mathematics.

Philosophy leads to death, sociology leads to suicide.

To me - the choice of life is become less important; I hope hereafter to think only on the choice of eternity.

...we ask: Why suicide? We search for reasons, causes, and so on.... We follow the course of the life he has now so suddenly terminated as far back as we can. For days we are preoccupied with the question: Why suicide? We recollect details. And yet we must say that everything in the suicide's life- for now we know that all his life he was a suicide, led a suicide's existence- is part of the cause, the reason, for his suicide.

Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other.

The man who kills a man kills a man. The man who kills himself kills all men. As far as he is concerned, he wipes out the world.

It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.

People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we better eat all we can. Please don't mention that to my mother.