Marcel Wanders Quotes

I'm just a big old nerd.

I grew up sort of a geeky, tall kid, and I think I was always the one trying to make my friends laugh.

I'm not much of a jokester.

If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.

I'm not very funny at all in real life.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there.

I've always tried to come up with funny dancing since I was young, to attract girls' attention for one thing. It's got to be funny. I can't pull it off with serious dances. That's not me.

I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at.

I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I'm blonde and bad.

I'm not a good small talker. I'm not into small talk, frankly.

You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.

In England we are sort of very awkward.

I am a sociologist, God help me.

I'm just not very funny.

I'm sure I've said some pretty bad pick-up lines.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Never ask a bore a question.

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.

I'm an utterly average, total geek.

I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester.