Ted Wheeler Quotes

I haven't been perfect.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I know I'm not perfect.

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

I know my flaws before other people point them out to me.

I'm not hard on myself - I brush those things off - but there are days when I'm pleased with myself, and days when I think I have elf ears.

You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier.

I think I'm probably one of the worst directors around, but I do have an interest in my fellow man.

The book is called 'Most Talkative,' because I was voted most talkative in high school. And I've never stopped talking. My mouth has been my greatest asset and my biggest Achilles' heel.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

I am a pile of reworked flaws weaved into a semi-functioning man.

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.

I am a man of many flaws and contradictions.

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would.

No one is perfect. I would never claim to be that person.

I think I've got more humour than comes across.

We're very, very flawed, myself included.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

Sometimes I feel drawn to writing about my shortcomings because I'm chock full of them.

The most important thing for any performer is to know your own weaknesses. It's much more important to know what you can't do than what you can do.

I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.

I'm not the greatest communicator. I kind of internalize a lot.

I'm not perfect.