Jon Lovitz Quotes

I think I'd do pretty good on 'Glee' singing.

I never thought of myself as being a good songwriter. There are a ton of other people that are good songwriters, but I don't think I'm in the club. What I do well is perform, sometimes sing pretty good, and accompany myself well and arrange fairly well.

I've always been insecure about my singing. That's why I've focused so much on my songwriting.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I really like singing, although I'm embarrassed about doing it.

I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.

I think I had a knack for music, but I think what I was more sort of talented at more than anything, because I don't think I'm a great singer, I think that I grew up imitating different voices that I heard.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

There's hardly anything I've ever done that's made me cringe; I've got pretty good pitch, for a start, so I'm not known for hitting bum notes.

I don't sing. I do everybody a favor and I don't sing.

I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.

I'm definitely not a song-and-dance guy, and if you've ever heard me sing, you would understand that, 'No, maybe that's not your thing.'

I only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night.

Young people who are just starting out somehow need to let you know they know how to sing.

I'm pretty good for an old geek.

Maybe I can't act, but I know the gimmicks. I studied acting all my life and know what's good for me.

But I was singing loud, and most singers weren't singing loud.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

I don't profess to be Luciano Pavarotti, but I can hold a tune.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think.

That was my way, and I also use the music after five years, I started hearing opera, opera, it was very good instrument to keep the spirit very strong because you feel like you are yourself singing opera, and I used to hear a lot of opera, they send me tapes.

I'm a reasonably good actor, and I'm an average naval officer. Ha, ha!

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.