King Tuff Quotes

Milk Duds kept me going.

I have to admit I've never had a Fruit Loop.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.

I got a bike when I was little, a BMX. I called it 'Fido Dido' after the tough little cartoon guy with spiked hair. I thought he was the coolest thing ever.

When I grew up, I always ate Frosties Kelloggs.

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand.

My grandmother was probably the first person who I thought was beautiful. She was incredibly stylish, she had big hair, big cars. I was probably 3 years old, but she was like a cartoon character.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, there's Craig Ferguson; and if you're still feeling undertained, there's George Lopez and Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel and - let's see, did we leave out a Jimmy?

I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.

When I was a child, I used to eat sugar Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, but I digest, I mean digress.

I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.

I love Jerry Lewis. I loved Jim Carrey when I was younger, and Mike Myers and Phil Hartman, all the 'Saturday Night Live' people in the late '80s.

Someone asked how I feel about Captain Crunch. I'm capable of eating an entire box of it without any milk. It is a sweet taste that is indescribable. Captain Crunch is its own flavour.

I prefer Raisin Bran. But I like the Mini-Wheats.

I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she's not late night, but in terms of the comedian genre, is Ellen DeGeneres - love her.

I like breakfast food - like three pancakes, bacon, eggs, and a smoothie. Growing up, I would be up all night and had trouble getting up. So my mom started making me a smoothie as a treat if I woke up at a certain time.

I was six years old when 'The Little Mermaid' was released in 1989 and was immediately struck by the fiery-maned, melodic-voiced, tail-swinging mermaid protagonist. She spoke to me on levels deeper than her father's oceanic kingdom.

I think Weetabix and full-fat milk is what it is all about.