Bill Hicks Quotes

The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

I think I have faced pretty much everyone that is in the WWE.

I get nervous around famous people.

Cheryl Cole is one of the few incredibly famous people who still seems to say what they think. I really like that; plus, I do fancy her quite a bit.

I like famous people!

I don't really get star struck.

When you're in a business where you're surrounded by celebrity a lot - and I can go into a room and those are a lot of the people that I know, and know very well - that in itself can be intimidating.

I still find it a bit surreal that Sir Elton John can call Troy Deeney from Chelmsley. It's quite entertaining but a bit surreal.

Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died?

I have met Madonna. I have met Oprah Winfrey. I have met some of the most phenomenal people alive.

I want to meet Jimmy Fallon. I want to meet Kristin Chenoweth, and I want to meet Ryan Gosling.

I'd rather go after the people who are the guardians or what we're doing - the news people and the politicians and that sort of thing. I always feel like those should be my targets, not really entertainers. That's just my personal opinion.

I've had some messages from some famous people which have been so unreal that they know who I am. I had support from Paloma Faith, Luke Evans, Stevie van Zandt, Jojo Siwa and Sharon Stone. It was amazing that so many big names had been talking about me.

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

Celebrities used to be found in clusters, like oysters - and with much the same defensive mechanisms.

I've never been in that position in my life, where I hate a celebrity so much that I want to call them names.

Sometimes people ask what it was like when I got to meet Mick Jagger, and I must admit that you just try and chill out and be your best self around anyone that you meet.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.

The thing that inspires me about Daniel Radcliffe and the thing that I admire the most about him is that he's had a level of fame thrust upon him that's relatively unheard of.

But I often think that so-called glamorous people are just very busy people.

The thing is, though, that some of these people are my age, right? And I didn't know them. I didn't know Susan Sarandon. I mean, I'd seen her.