David Hasselhoff Quotes

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on 'Baywatch.'

I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.

My mom put me and my sisters in the water to feel comfortable, to have water safety.

I loved doing Baywatch. It was so much fun!

I sense that his drowning but I don't have any idea of how to start to put my hand into the water and save him.

Here is the boy, drowning.

When a man is drowning, it may be better for him to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention.

Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

Nobody drowns by falling in the water...but by staying there.

There you are," he said when she bobbed up. "I was getting worried." "What are you doing?" "Waiting till you're ready to drown." He smiled and eased back down on the seat. "And then I'm going to save your life. Dan did it for Phoebe and I'm going to do it for you." "Dan didn't try to murder her first!" she screamed. "I go the extra mile.

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

One of the things that we love most about our comedy [ American Reunion] is that it goes all-out.

If a man going down into a river, swollen and swiftly flowing, is carried away by the current - how can he help others across?

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

The thing I'm absolutely convinced of, no matter how crazy - technological the world is getting, is that people feel more connected through the good works. Entertainment, and the sort of soporific effect it has on people and their stress, is one thing.

It's impossible to overvalue the importance of television - both in its serious and less serious functions. It's one of our most important ways of finding out the truth - and also of changing the world, and finding out what in the world needs changing. It's also an immense bringer of joy - I learnt how to laugh through television, and now my children and I, every day of every week, share the joy and stupidity of TV shows - they actually make us HAPPY

If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: 'Benn grabs child

But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on 'Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.

Good swimmers at length are drowned.

Given the scope of the tragedy from last week, I am glad to reassure the people of New York and Washington, D.C. that their air is safe to breath and their water is safe to drink.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

So we have a tremendous amount of water where the two greatest rivers in North America meet. And then all of the tributaries from the various areas come in there also. It's also highly populated. So we're working a number of water rescues. We're working extremely hard to keep people safe and make sure that we're keeping the rule of law and keep people warm. It's been pretty cold.

Men go to a fire for entertainment. When I see how eagerly men will run to a fire, whether in warm or in cold weather, by day or by night, dragging an engine at their heels, I'm astonished to perceive how good a purpose the level of excitement is made to serve.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.