Dar Williams Quotes

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.

Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Wittiness turns me on more than anything else.

I'm not much of a jokester.

A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.

I like a man with a nice, self-deprecating sense of humour.

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.

Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it.

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes.

I enjoy talking to people and sometimes razzing them and that's just me.

I'm a jokester.

I like to be funny and make a girl laugh.

My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty.

It always gets late with you. - Is that a compliment?

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

Oh you two look delicious," Bast said, licking her lips. "No, no-er, I mean wonderful. Now, off you go!

Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist." "What?" Ash said blankly. "You know," Kami said. "Dazzle her with your charms. Rock her world. Go on." [...] "What," Ash said, "all of us?" "Do you want to stand around trying to guess if she likes pretty boys or rough trade?" Jared asked, gesturing lazily from Ash to himself. "Excuse me, what did you just call yourself?" Ash demanded. "No, wait a second, I don't care. What did you just call me?

A man cannot please long who has only one kind of wit.

It's nice, this. The canal." He looks at me. "You." "I'll bet you say that to all the canals.