Michael McIntyre Quotes

I can't switch time zones any more. London is one of my favourite places, but I'm always so zonked that I can't appreciate it. It's like a six-inch sheet of glass between me and Charing Cross Road.

Traveling around the world is really strenuous for me, being in a different bed every night, flying and everything.

I was always getting run-down from jet lag and being in strange towns where I didn't speak the language or know what the food was like.

I have to say that when you tour the world, obviously, the jetlags and different hours and ways of living and traveling, a lot of hours in the plane, and you wake up in the morning and you're not quite sure where you are, and it is very tiring.

I don't want to start getting my little violin out, but travelling across the world constantly and staying in hotels is tough, man.

We travel so much, I never adjust to time zones any more.

I found it difficult when I first started to travel around the world as a footballer. Hotels go from places you are excited to stay in to places you get tired of pretty quickly.

Around 1978, I got really, really sick of waking up in hotel rooms when I don't know where I am.

I've been on loads of promotional trips in so many other countries, and most of the time, you just want to go home.

You wrestle one night, get up the next morning and fly out to the next city. You try to work out, you try to get some food into you and, lo and behold, you have to go work again. You are living out of a suitcase.

When I get off the plane in England I always feel about two inches shorter.

I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home.

I work really, really hard and it's challenging going through all of those time zones and having to be awake when you're supposed to be asleep. I literally fly more than a pilot.

My jet lag is getting a bit ridiculous. But, you know, it's first-world problems. It's a wonderful problem, 'Oh I have to travel around the world; how awful.'

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

For us as entertainers traveling, the schedule gets really crazy - flying all the time, being on a bus tour, changing hotels every day. And it's challenging.

I work every day. I was flying the other day. and I was like, where am I flying? I have no idea, I work so much.

Traveling these days has a lot of problems and also it wears you out more.

I travel so much that when I'm not traveling, I'm just kind of curled up in a ball here, not wanting to leave or see anyone.

Usually I'm traveling for tennis, so the most important thing for me is to not get jet lag.

We are constantly traveling from one place to another, dealing with hotels, time zones, jet lag and all those things.

I'll spend a couple of days in Paris, a couple back in London, some time at the factory in Italy... I like travelling, but it can be a struggle to get home for weekends.

The jet lag really gets to me sometimes and I still haven't found a cure.

Touring can be really tiring. I can get homesick, and I spend a lot of time on my phone.

Travel takes a toll on you.