Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes


As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?


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Fitzsimmons, Greg. Stand-up performance.

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Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons
  • Born: April 5, 1966
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Gregory Sebastian Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer and radio host. He hosted The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Howard 101 until December 2018.