Brian Posehn Quotes

I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

I make pop culture.

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.

The comedian just wants to get a laugh.

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

I was named DC's funniest celebrity.

Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

I really, really love stand-up.

I don't usually eulogise about people, but I saw Russell Brand doing stand-up before he was really high profile. I didn't really know what to expect but I laughed until my belly ached.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you're playing to the camera.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!"

If for no other reason than it's just fun to watch people age, and it's fun to watch what happened to '80s hairdos and outfits, and what they look like now.

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.