Brian P. Cleary Quotes

I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies.

When I was a kid, I loved having muffins and cupcakes and I still like them with coffee.

How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?" "If I have to.

Life, within doors, has few pleasanter prospects than a neatly-arranged and well-provisioned breakfast-table. We come to it freshly, in the dewy youth of the day, and when our spiritual and sensual elements are in better accord than at a later period; so that the material delights of the morning meal are capable of being fully enjoyed, without any very grievous reproaches, whether gastric or conscientious, for yielding even a trifle overmuch to the animal department of our nature.

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.

When [my friend] had her kid, she was like, "9:30?! I'm not living in Barcelona. I need dinner at 6." I never got that until now. Four years ago, when I met her, I thought that was extreme. I was like, "I love Barcelona!" Now, I'm so mad when someone suggests an 8 pm reservation because that means we won't eat until 8:30 or 9 pm. Forget it!

It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized

Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike...except in California.

It's never too late to act on your dream

I don't s'pose anybody on earth likes gingerbread better'n I do-and gets less'n I do.

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company.

You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of." Now he did smile. "I know how to eat a cupcake." "Sure you do." "I do," he said. "I just don't want one of those." "Yeah? Prove it.

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.

Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.