Daniel Handler Quotes

It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

While they're still warm, I like to sandwich a chocolate chip cookie with raspberry stracchiatella gelato.

I like glazed donuts.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

Cake is not the issue here.

I love the warmth of apple pie.

I brought babkallah to a party and people freaked. They hovered over like it was a newborn baby, oo-ing and ah-ing. Its beauty didn't prevent them, however, from devouring the entire thing within minutes. It makes a lovely hostess gift, as it's both novel and delicious.

I love cake or any sweets.

Meringue allows me to cut out flour in a lot of desserts and make them lighter. It's just about my favorite thing to work with.

My favourite dessert is tarte Tatin.

I love making apple strudel.

Red velvet cake is my absolute favorite. It has to be an actual slice of cake, not a cupcake; there's more surface area, so the icing ratio is higher.

Pudding is my favourite part of any meal and I always have one if I can manage it.

There is surely a finite amount of European baked goods, isn't there?

Sometimes I have ice cream for lunch. Gelateria Sempione in Milan is the best in the world, hands down. The chocolate sorbetto is amazing.