Sexual Metaphor Quotes

There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that.

I cannot bear the language TV chefs use - they don't seem able to look at a plate of vegetables without accusing it of sexual activity.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

What is my definition of jazz? "Safe sex of the highest order."

Here's the thing: this eel spends its entire life trying to find a home, and what do you think women have inside them? Caves, where the eels like to live...when they find a cave they like, the wriggle around inside it for a while to be sure that...well, to be sure it's a nice cave, I suppose. And when they've made up their minds that it's comfortable, they mark the cave as their territory...by spitting.

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing imaginable.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.