Dan Jenkins Quotes

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

Amateur golf is so much fun.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

I know bugger all about golf.

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I experienced American golf courses when I was younger and played a lot of USGA and AJGA tournaments.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

As a kid, I really wasn't thinkin' about no golf.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

It's a really good place for me to be, on the golf course.

When it comes to the golf industry, I know that people see me as a gimmick.

I've played golf everywhere in New Jersey. People are nice to me. It's great.

I've got a lot of favorite golfers.

It was sort of just a family sport. My mom and dad were pretty keen golfers when I was young and so were my grandparents, and I just sort of tagged along with them.

Golf is my boyfriend right now.

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

It's cool now to play golf.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.