Abbie Hoffman Quotes

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

You roll back the stones and you find the slithering things of the world of Richard Nixon.

I was never for Richard Nixon until Watergate.

I don’t know what he was so angry about. He won…. If I had won, he would have been much better off. He would have been spared getting disgraced by Watergate.

I don't believe Richard Nixon ... ever shall be totally exonerated. While it's true he's been pardoned for any Federal crimes he may have committed as President, he can't escape the judgement of history.

No more Nixon jokes. He’s a sick man.

He [Richard M. Nixon] really gets my juices flowing every time he sticks his head out of the sewer.

I’m positive that the President is innocent of any involvement in Watergate

I still don't know anything about drugs, or who takes them, or what happens.

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.

The use of methamphetamines has become pervasive in our country, and especially in rural areas.

[Referring to Richard Nixon:] Either impeach him or get off his back.

Until we do something about demand, Latin America will never be able to solve the drug problem on its own.

007 [The congressman had been #7 on the famous "enemies list" of Richard M. Nixon

If its not worth spending everything it takes, it's not a war [on drugs].

We can be lied to only so many times. The best thing that he [President Nixon] can do for the country is to get the hell out of the White House and get out this afternoon.

Should someone go to jail for just doing drugs? I believe the time has come for that to end.

George McGovern, why, he couldn't carry Texas even if they caught Dick Nixon fucking a Fort Worth sow.

If I’ve done nothing else for the country, I’ve saved them from Dick Nixon.

We need to repeal the whole war on drugs. It isn’t working. We have already spent over $400 billion since the early 1970s, and it is wasted money

Reveal Richard Nixon … lay him and his motives bare … destroy him in his shot for the Presidency.

I remember, as a kid, nothing struck me funnier than seeing Richard Nixon look into the camera and sincerely tell everyone he didn't know where the 18 minutes had gone from his tapes. But there was all this sweat on his upper lip. We knew he was lying. He knew we knew he was lying. But he was determined to tell the lie.

If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!

Drugs are horrible; I say no to drugs. I've never done drugs in my life.

We have not yet concluded that needle-exchange programs do not encourage drug use.