Doug Stanhope Quotes

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

They say drugs are not the answer, but really, what is the question?

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.

I was on drugs when I wrote some of my songs. It was a rough time for me, but I'm lucky enough to be one of the people who learned from that experience and moved on, where other people just got addicted and more addicted and more addicted until it killed them.

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

It's been so long since I've really truly felt what it's like to live life without substances to help. Massive struggle that's natural to one's health, but with addiction in my blood I play the cards I was dealt.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

People who have addictive problems usually have some subset of emotional difficulties that causes them to abuse substances.

I function because I am on drugs.

It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

But actually, my drug addiction thing, I was so stubborn.

Now working is terribly painful and I'm still having a fight with the booze. I've enlisted the help of a doctor but it's touch and go. A day for me; a day for the hootch.