Groucho Marx Quotes

I feel young at heart, and I feel, like, you know, 40.

You're as old as you feel.

White people don't seem to have many Elders. They do have a lot of oldsters.

Age is just a number for me! A person is as young as he feels.

I learned a woman is never an old woman.

It's important to say that it's not just men that can be man-children. Women can be grown-up women and still have the playfulness of people who are younger.

It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn't try or that I wasn't the funniest one in the room.

What is it to be normal, at 12, at 78? What is it like when you can't grow up?

I think that it's our job to sort of band together and say, 'OK, what are the ways the male gaze has seeped into your brain and is affecting the way you treat yourself? Let's work together to eliminate that.'

Emotionally, I'm about 13.

Sometimes you feel bad about yourself when there's no reason to.

In Africa... age is not important over there. They don't care.

A part of me wants to sort of try and sound cool and feed this myth that I'm some sort of glamorous lothario, but I was raised by women - my mother and her mother and my aunts - and as a result, most of my friends have always been women.

It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.

I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.

I look younger; I feel younger. I'm in no rush to grow up or seem older to people.

One of the significant things that's happened, which shouldn't be looked at as lightly as it might sound, is that women over 45, over 50, are now allowed to be sexy.

Inside, I feel 30ish - I'm childish and optimistic.

I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.

When I was 20, I had these furrowed lines between my brows because I was always angry. And I was 20. I don't think that was a mark of age; it was just my personality.

There are always women who will take men on their own terms. If I were a man I wouldn't bother to change while there are women like that around.

I don't feel sorry for myself.

I always had an easier time with adults. Somehow, I was always old! I still feel old.

You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty.

We virtually never feel our age, but thinking that we should can lead to disaster.