Pam Brown Quotes

The more you rub a cat on the rump, the higher she sets her tail.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.

The cat jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It's his way of telling whether or not i'm dead. If i'm not, he wants to be scratched; if i am - he'll think of something

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.

He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and then bubbling very fast.

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

Pet the cat dude," says Sam. "She brought you a present. She wants you to tell her how badass she is." "You are a tiny tiny killing machine." Daneca coos. "What's she doing?" I ask. "Purring!" says Daneca. She sounds delighted. "Good kitty. Who's an amazing killing machine? That's right. You are! You are a brutal brutal tiny lion! Yes, you are.

Cats don't caress us-they caress themselves on us.

The cat is the only non-gregarious domestic animal. It is retained by its extra-ordinary adhesion to the comforts of the house in which it is reared.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.

The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.

She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life.

Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, tragically died in Paris wen he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin.