Kristen Stewart Quotes

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

Dogs own space and cats own time.

Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life.

Cats like men are flatterers.

Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay.

Cats are hard to train, but they can train them.

Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, tragically died in Paris wen he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.

Every cat knows some things need to be buried.

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

See the cat at love, rolling with its sweetheart, up and over, with shriek and moan. But if a person comes by, they break away, sit separate upon a fence washing their faces - and might never have met at all.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

Cats yawn because they realize that there's nothing to do.

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.