CARRIE SNOW

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.