I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I would say hello back, politely. And that would be it.
My wife likes to say I act like a kid, so maybe that's why I sing like one!
Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.
Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.
When I come home and have a new song I've written, she gives me an honest critique. If my wife likes it, I know I have something.
My wife has a beastly habit of comparing poetry -- all literature in fact -- to the droppings of the goats among the rocks -- mere excreta that fertilises the ground it falls on.
I give my work to my wife first to read. Then, I try to find new people who haven't read my work before, to get a new perspective.
If I decide to leave Bayern Munich, it will be for a Spanish club. I have to think about what my family wants as well and my wife would be delighted to move to Spain. She doesn't like all the rain and snow and is reluctant to go to England.
If you ask my wife, she says I play too much golf. I usually play about four times a week.
If I think of a reader while I am writing, the only reader who really matters for me is my wife. It's most important to me that she likes what I write.
