McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.
You leak sometimes. My pediatrician said, 'Can't you just wear pads under your clothes?' I said, 'You don't know the kind of clothes I wear on photo shoots.'
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
Many people can talk for a long period of time. But controlling, you know, your urinary tract is maybe the more difficult issue.
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.
