Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
We had a cat in college named Chloe, and it was the most evil, awful cat in the world... When we left, we used to close the door, and its paw would come underneath and try to paw us.
There are times ... when any visitor - in person, by phone, by mail - is an intruder, a burglar, a space hogger, an oxygen taker, a chaos maker, a conflict inducer, a mood chaser, and a total drag.
I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
It's a dreadful thing to come in this way.
Winter, a bad guest, sitteth with me at home; blue are my hands with his friendly handshaking
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
Stopping at her house is a neighbor boy with evil on his mind, cause he's been peeking in Angie's room at night through her window blind.
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
The Grand Duke never entered my room except for the purpose of pacing up and down it, talking to me of matters which, no doubt, interested him, but had no interest whatever for me …. when he left me, it was a delightful relief to turn even to the most tedious book
She replaced her husband as the ruler of Russia.
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
Murk can be described as an enfeebled fog with a personality disorder; it is more troubled than ethereal, sulking moodily over our lives at the end of the day.
What a house. Turns out they're doing OK, the Malfoy's. However, the interior decorating leaves a lot to be desired. And needless to say, Voldemort isn't the greatest houseguest.
When the snake is already in the house, one need not discuss the matter for long.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings.
Inquisitiveness is an uncomely guest.
Crows," Maximus breathed. "Was that who I think it was?" "Phrygiar Navaris," Tavi said, nodding. "What was she doing here?" Max asked. "Getting humiliated, mostly. Especially there at the end.
I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Misery is a guest that we are glad to part with, however certain of her speedy return.
August, the summer's last messenger of misery, is a hollow actor.
Patch wasn't the kind of guy mothers smiled on. He was the kind of guy they changed the house locks for.
