Unwanted Guests Quotes

I don't like spiders, man, just because they are sneaky - they just really scare me. They are hairy - ugh.

Uninvited guests are often most welcome when they leave

We are blessed to not have violence at our shows. People come to our shows and act a clown. When you do music, you have no control who comes to your shows. I'm sure they have fights at Miley Cyrus shows.

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.

Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.

I have here [at the White House] company enough, part secretly hostile and a constant succession of strangers.

I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast.

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

Mice are everywhere at Westminster but many MPs, including me, did not report them because we were afraid of their possible fate.

Women's eyes are wanderers, and too often bring home guests that are very troublesome to them, and whom, once introduced, they cannot get out of the house.

Pigeons are among the most maligned urban wildlife despite the fact that human beings brought them to our shores and turned them loose in our cities - not something that they chose.

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.

Often when He comes, He finds the soul occupied. Other guests are there, and He has to turn away. He cannot gain entry, for we love and desire other things; therefore, His gifts, which He is offering to everyone unceasingly, must remain outside.

We have a lot of guests who are trying to take over the house and the owner of the house doesn't like it.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

When any one of our relations was found to be a person of a very bad character, a troublesome guest, or one we desired to get rid of, upon his leaving my house I ever took care to lend him a riding-coat, or a pair of boots, or sometimes a horse of small value, and I always had the satisfaction of finding he never came back to return them.

Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant about the sound of billions of very small feet hitting the stones in perfect time. Rincewind stepped gingerly over the marching column. The Librarian jumped it. The Luggage, of course, followed them with a noise like someone tapdancing over a bag of crisps.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

Somewhere in the back of their minds, hosts and guests alike know that the dinner party is a source of untold irritation, and that even the dullest evening spent watching television is preferable.

There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over. I become like a bartender at 2 AM. OK, people, let's move it out! Yeah, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

Things that are unsightly: birthmarks, infidelity, strangers in one's kitchen. Too much sunlight. Stitches. Missing teeth. Overlong guests.

I'd seen people overstay their welcome and I didn't want that to happen at all.

I'm absolutely terrified of spiders.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.