Unusual Animal Behavior Quotes

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

People could put up with being bitten by a wolf but what properly riled them was a bite from a sheep.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news.

I have seen many a bear led by a man: but I never before saw a man led by a bear.

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

I didn’t know baboons could drive recreational vehicles, but Khufu did okay. When I woke up around dawn, he was navigating through the early morning rush hour in Houston, baring his fangs and barking a lot, and none of the other drivers seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.