You are being hit with tabloid-journalism bi-lines of what you are doing because you have suddenly become a star.
Of course I don't like the fact that my wife goes to the supermarket and there are photographers. But I realise that the press attention is the same wherever you go.
I don't know what fun newspapers and magazines derive from interfering in people's private lives.
There's no reason for anybody to jump out of bushes to take pictures of me. I'm not doing anything exciting.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
The problem with paparazzi is that it makes you question your boundaries, like, how do I say, 'That's enough guys?'
Ironically, I don't like having cameras in my face.
If I go out in the street and one guy gets a picture, then someone calls the press to say Mario was there. The day after in the press, it's, 'Mario was there'. That's normal, I just walk in town like a normal guy.
I've gotten more press than any entrepreneur could dream of - certainly more than I deserve - and I've never had a public relations firm working for me.
When you're working in crisis situations, people have a tendency - particularly the media - to stake out your house.
For some people, an event happens and they are thrown into a tabloid feeding ground.
I am astonished and surprised that someone could consider making a film about me without talking to me about it.
I can assure you that it feels even stranger to me than it probably does to you to have seen so much written about me when I have done so little to paint a picture of myself.
