The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.
John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.
Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.
I've been told I looked like I swallowed an elephant or a pig, whichever was more fitting that day.
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
I find it to be the ultimate backhanded compliment when you are compared against yourself.
I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
Of course, I loved the Spice Girls. I loved Geri and Baby, but who liked Posh Spice? They said I looked like her, and I said: 'That's not cool, that's really mean.'
