Unconventional Gift Quotes

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was slightly unusual compared to most of my friends was that I was an only child... I don't think that's why my parents gave me a dummy, at least they've never copped to it.

Ah... romance to me is spontaneity. It's not diamond earrings; it's a bunch of daffodils that's freshly picked from the field.

in the newspapers I read a biography about an American. He left his whole huge fortune to factories and for the positive sciences, his skeleton to the students at the academy there, and his skin to make a drum so as to have the American national anthem drummed on it day and night.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.

Flowers would be wasted on me. I don't like valentines. I don't need gifts. I'm a pragmatic romantic.

A dear friend of mine always brings a pineapple instead of flowers when he comes to a show. I love it.

I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.

I'm not really the scented envelope kid of girl, preferring instead to send yellow Jiffy-lite mailers packed with whatever song is on my mind.

My mom has this ugly Santa ornament, and one year, I took it off the tree and clipped it to her pillow. We've been trading it back and forth ever since - 16 years now. I wore it to the Golden Globes and even put it in her bird feeder. As the birds eat, it's slowly revealed.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.

Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It's a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts.