Unbelievable Stories Quotes

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

The truth is always less interesting than the fiction.

When I meet people who say - which they do all of the time - 'I must just tell you, my great aunt had cancer of the elbow and the doctors gave her 10 seconds to live, but last I heard she was climbing Mount Everest,' and so forth, I switch off quite early.

No one even knows one percent of the fabulous history of Man; but thanks to history, we know about occurrences that go beyond the limits of the imaginable.

Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is more interesting.

The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie.

I look for those moments that are 'gee whiz' moments. There's some 'gee whiz' stories in our show, and they can't be written like A-1 in the Times. They have to be written more like Page 6 in the Post.

I don't believe that the world is that crazy that they have nothing to better to do with their time than send me emails and tell me these outlandish stories. So I've started to plot the communities that have come to me on a map.

Larry Bird was a talker. He'd tell you something and you'd be like, are you kidding me? You're really telling me that?