I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.
I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
Most every dental school has discount dental services.
human urine is both nutrient-rich and an effective tooth whitener
Just traveling all the time you gotta keep your teeth clean.
The West has yet to discover anything so hygienic as the Indian toothstick.