Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year.
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
If you're familiar with my man Uncle Sam, you understand the only way you can actually feel better about what he's gonna take, come the end of the year, is lifestyle. Only thing you can do is spend some of it.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.
Tax time is the perfect opportunity to jumpstart your spring-cleaning by tackling your financial to-do list.
Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it.
I've never looked at a tax return without immediately losing consciousness.
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes In March, that month of wind and taxes, The wind will presently disappear, The taxes last us all the year.
