Swear Words Quotes

Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly.

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems

Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Swear words and profanities are mere abbreviations of speech, similar to the abbreviations in writing.

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Sometimes Ron Howard uses swear words.

I learned from my father how to swear right and how to string it together for optimum effect/affect. I use it like karate. I bring it out when it's needed.

People say I use foul language. I learnt swear words only from my father and YGP.

Ricky had taught me a few cuss words. I usually practiced them in the woods by the river, then prayed for forgiveness as soon as I was done.

You cannot learn to curse like an American.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.

When I need to get into details, I like French. But when I want to do something stronger, English is better. The swear words are stronger in English. And on the court, 'Allez!' is light. 'Come on!' That's strong.

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.

I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady.

Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language!

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

The soldier is on friendlier terms than other men with his stomach and intestines. Three-quarters of his vocabulary is derived from these regions, and they give an intimate flavour to expressions of his greatest joy as well as of his deepest indignation. It is impossible to express oneself in any other way so clearly and pithily. Our families and our teachers will be shocked when we go home, but here it is the universal language.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When I went to Germany, all I knew were German swear words.

I like to call someone a raving c**t every now and then, when it’s appropriate, for effect (...) ‘You cocksucker.’ I love that kind of language.

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it.