I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.
Don't smoke - nicotine and tobacco can really hurt your skin.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke! Whatever you do, just don't smoke!
TV commercial made just before his death—and broadcast after his death—from lung cancer caused by smoking.
There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Don't let tobacco companies make the choices for you... they care about their own well-being, not yours
Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.
"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."
After years of denial and deception, the Philip Morris company has admitted that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and other diseases. This formal acknowledgment comes far too late but still we must all welcome it. It can be the beginning of clearing the air.
Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.
Tobacco, in its various forms, is one of the most mischievous of all drugs. There is perhaps no other drug which injures the body in so many ways and so universally as does tobacco. Some drugs offer a small degree of compensation for the evil effects which they produce; but tobacco has not a single redeeming feature and gives nothing in return.
I've chosen to get the word out to women, especially young women, that tobacco is not glamorous - it's addictive and smoking takes a serious toll on your health.
Both of my grandparents died of lung cancer. So I got quite a lesson in the payback later in life of smoking, and if you keep it up how bad it can be.
Several of my young acquaintances are in their graves who gave promise of making happy and useful citizens and there is no question whatever that cigarettes alone were the cause of their destruction. No boy living would commence the use of cigarettes if he knew what a useless, soulless, worthless thing they would make of him.
Anyone I think who - that would go through a cancer ward and would see the result of what smoking does, would never, ever think of smoking is sexy again.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, 'It's not just that it's bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn't even really give you a good buzz?'
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
We need to not write off vaping as a safe alternative to smoking. It's not safe.
If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?
We know how unhealthy it is. I know what happens, though - young women start smoking because they don't think they're really going to keep smoking.
It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.