Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.
When I woke up I was naked. I have this one oddball idiosyncrasy: Sometimes in my sleep I take off all my clothes.
There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.
All men are alike when asleep.
If you talk in your sleep, don't mention my name. If you walk in your sleep, forget where you came.
I usually record all through the night, but I'm known for waking up early in the morning. Even if I had recorded till 3 or 4 in the morning I might wake up at 9 or 10. I never sleep till 1 o clock.
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
I usually sleep ten to eight hours per night. I sometimes also have a nap in the afternoon.
Why, he wondered, did people who had been asleep always want to make out that they were extremely wide-awake?
When one begins to turn in bed, it is time to get up.
While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.
If you look at how humans tend to want to sleep, it seems to be either, you know, sort of a monophasic way or at least a biphasic way, where there's, perhaps, a long bout during the night and then maybe a siesta-like pattern during the day.
I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night, and then the nap takes me.
It is interesting that amongst children of preschool age, the more intelligent ones tend to sleep less than the dull ones. After the age of seven this relationship is reversed, the more intelligent schoolchildren sleeping more than the dull ones.
If parents had children who were good sleepers, they assumed this was due to their good parenting, not good luck.
