Simple Logic Quotes

I am an atheist, and if an atheist and a pope think the same things, there must be something true. It's that simple!

Any sufficiently crisp question can be answered by a single binary digit-0 or 1, yes or no.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat.

Listen, one doesn't need to be religious (nor a rocket scientist) to see the value of abstinence.

Simplicity is all. Simple logic, simple arguments, simple visual images. If you can't reduce your argument to a few crisp words and phrases, there's something wrong with your argument. There's nothing long-winded about 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité'.

Math is like water. It has a lot of difficult theories, of course, but its basic logic is very simple. Just as water flows from high to low over the shortest possible distance, figures can only flow in one direction. You just have to keep your eye on them for the route to reveal itself. That’s all it takes. You don’t have to do a thing. Just concentrate your attention and keep your eyes open, and the figures make everything clear to you. In this whole, wide world, the only thing that treats me so kindly is math.

You need a screwdriver for screws and a hammer for nails. Anybody that's trying to screw in a nail with a screwdriver… that ain't too smart.

Wendy: Why are you staring at me? Finn: Because you're standing in front of me.

It's a simple exercise; a little logic, a little taste, and the will to cooperate.

If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way.

Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat.

If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. I ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last, but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that?

Either it works or it doesn't.

I sat for a moment, figuring things out, then decided to stay there. If I was on the floor, I couldn't fall down.

Have common sense and stick to the point.

I have this very simple logic about life that it should not be taken too seriously.

When something is not good, it's bad. Period.

I never learned all the things you're not supposed to do; I just do what makes the most sense.

Our experience tends to confirm a long-held notion that being prepared, on a few occasions in a lifetime, to act promptly in scale, in doing some simple and logical thing, will often dramatically improve the financial results of that lifetime.

All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

The champions are the team with the most points...if United have more points, it means they have more points, that's all. Nothing else.

I don't believe in different ways of fighting now. I mean, unless human beings have 3 arms and 3 legs, then we will have a different way of fighting. But basically we all have two arms and two legs so that is why I believe there should be only one way of fighting and that is no way.