Sexual Frequency Quotes

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

Couples who rarely or never have sex can know lifelong love.

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.

Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

You know, if a relationship has gone on for five or six years, that couple is not having as much sex as they were at the beginning of the relationship. In a lot of marriages, the sex stops altogether. So that's a very common thing, even if they still like each other.

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

Yeah, I guess everyone's had a reasonable amount of sex in their lives, some less than others.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.

I try to have sex as much as I can.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

When you're in a relationship, the dynamic seems to change over time. I only had two long-term girlfriends, but with both of them, as time went on, the sex tapered off in terms of frequency. We had sex less and less often. And talking with friends or whatever, hearing other people's stories, that seems to be the case with a lot of romantic relationships.

I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.

We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.