Self-Obsessed Quotes

Folks say I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what it means.

Why no. I’m too conceited. If you want to call it that. I don’t make comparisons. I never think of myself in relation to anyone else. I just refuse to measure myself as part of anything. I’m an utter egotist.

As a rule, I think they are quite impossible. Geniuses talk so much, don't they? Such a bad habit! And they are always thinking about themselves, when I want them to be thinking about me.

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring.

I'm an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.

Scribblers are a self-conceited and self-worshipping race.

Most men are so thoroughly subjective that nothing really interests them but themselves.

My mother always accused me of being in love with the sound of my own voice. When we went on road trips, she'd be like, 'Stop singing. Be quiet, you're talking just to hear yourself speak.' It was probably true. I like to ramble on, which is probably why I'm well suited to interviews. You know, there's no other forum where you're literally supposed to sit down and just talk for hours about yourself. I love it.

The egotist is next door to a fanatic.

I lived with the only continuity, day to day, of the me-me-me.

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

Egotists cannot converse, they talk to themselves only.

I'm an egotist, but I'm not selfish. There's a difference. I'm a neurotic, I guess. I can't stop thinking about myself. It isn't that I think myself so important. I simply can't think about anything else, that's all.

You’re a human, you should understand self-obsession.

I've been accused of being very vain about my apathy.

People who are very vain are usually equally susceptible; and they who feel one thing acutely, will so feel another.

No people are more conceited than those who depict their own feelings, especially if they happen to have a little prose at their command for the occasion.

No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.

People are not interested in you. They are not interested in me. They are interested in themselves - morning, noon and after dinner.

The egotist is all surface; underneath is a pulpy mess and a lot of self-doubt. But the egoist may be yielding and even deferential in things he doesn't consider important; in anything that touches his core he is remorseless.

You do get a bit paranoid that you're becoming a sort of narcissist, an artistic solipsist when you're doing stand-up.

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

Americans are so egocentric.

We have all had the experience at some point in our lives of sitting across from someone whose favorite subject is themselves. This is true of nearly everyone to some respect - but for some people, it is a particularly acute problem.