Mac Davis Quotes

No people are more conceited than those who depict their own feelings, especially if they happen to have a little prose at their command for the occasion.

A vain man is a nauseous creature: he is so full of himself that he has no room for anything else, be it never so good or deserving.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

In general, I can't stand people who always turn a conversation into something about them. I can't stand it when people are too into themselves.

Bores: People who talk of themselves, when you are thinking only of yourself.

In all that surrounds him the egotist sees only the frame of his own portrait.

I never want to end up being a self-centered, vain human being.

You cannot be receptive when you are too full of yourself. The less you are, the more you receive. The more you are, the less you receive.

To consider persons and events and situations only in the light of their effect on me is to live on the doorstep of hell. Selfishness is doomed to frustration centered as it is upon a lie. To live exclusively for myself, I must make all things bend themselves to my will as if I were a god.

I’m conceited, I got a reason

I'm a very egotistical person.

I don't have an ego; I'm not egotistical or anything like that.

I think there's a fine line between confidence and arrogance.

I'm extremely unbearable. You know, I'm narcissistic and at the same time I'm very charming - I think.

As a rule, I think they are quite impossible. Geniuses talk so much, don't they? Such a bad habit! And they are always thinking about themselves, when I want them to be thinking about me.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

Jimmy had been full of himself back then, thinks Snowman with indulgence and a little envy. He’d been unhappy too, of course. It went without saying, his unhappiness. He’d put a lot of energy into it.

We often brag that we are never bored with ourselves, and are so vain as never to think ourselves bad company.

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

Conceited little mega-puppy.

The egotist is all surface; underneath is a pulpy mess and a lot of self-doubt. But the egoist may be yielding and even deferential in things he doesn't consider important; in anything that touches his core he is remorseless.

Too many people in Washington are full of themselves, among other things that they are full of.

But the conceited man did not hear him. Conceited people never hear anything but praise.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.