Oscar Wilde Quotes

I never want to end up being a self-centered, vain human being.

People who talk only of themselves think only of themselves.

In general, I can't stand people who always turn a conversation into something about them. I can't stand it when people are too into themselves.

Some people spend their lives interested only in themselves.

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

To consider persons and events and situations only in the light of their effect on me is to live on the doorstep of hell. Selfishness is doomed to frustration centered as it is upon a lie. To live exclusively for myself, I must make all things bend themselves to my will as if I were a god.

Bores: People who talk of themselves, when you are thinking only of yourself.

In all that surrounds him the egotist sees only the frame of his own portrait.

If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.

A man who love only himself and his pleasures is vain, presumptuous, and wicked even from principle.

You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you.

Yes, I am a narcissist. The best, too.

I’d always thought I was above being fascinated by anyone but myself.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

A vain man is a nauseous creature: he is so full of himself that he has no room for anything else, be it never so good or deserving.

We often brag that we are never bored with ourselves, and are so vain as never to think ourselves bad company.

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

No people are more conceited than those who depict their own feelings, especially if they happen to have a little prose at their command for the occasion.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

It's called Seflish, which is fitting

Why no. I’m too conceited. If you want to call it that. I don’t make comparisons. I never think of myself in relation to anyone else. I just refuse to measure myself as part of anything. I’m an utter egotist.

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.