Self-Introduction Quotes

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

Actually, I was born Adam Zachary Orth. Zak is short for my middle name. I was never called Adam.

Old friends call me Sea Salt, because my last name is Salter. Or Cocoa, cause my real first name is Courtney.

When I first met the world, basically, or introduced myself to people, I was in 'Superbad,' and I feel the same way I felt promoting 'Superbad' in an underdog style that I feel promoting 'Moneyball.'

Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

My name is Reggie, and I, am happy.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

I am Mr. 'Toot it and Boot It.'

My original name is Jae-Sang Park, so it's totally different.

Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.

I remember doing stand-up at an open mic a long time ago, and the MC was like, 'Who's next?' I said, 'Marietta Sirleaf,' and he was like, 'What?' And I was like, 'Ugh, okay, just Retta.' It stuck with me ever since.

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

My real name is Elizabeth, but I had a nanny growing up who called me 'Elizabeanie.' So from 4 months old, my brothers were, like, 'Let's call her Beanie.' To show people the validity of it, I always say that if I met the president, I would say, 'Hi, my name is Beanie.'

I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?

Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

I'm pretty good with not being afraid to just go up to people and introduce myself.

My full name is Jonathan.

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

Every time I introduce myself, I'm reminded where I came from.

I prepared myself for Miss Universe for a very long time, for years, and I would always try to imagine what it would be like to introduce myself as Pia Wurtzbach, Miss Universe.

I like to wear dresses and skirts when I go onstage because the attitude that I have is, 'I'm so excited to introduce myself to you.' And I want to be wearing what I'd be wearing to a date or a dinner party.

It was a scary decision to let cameras into my life, but if I was going to do it, I just wanted to be really honest and kind of introduce myself as an adult. I think the world met me as a young girl, and they still associate me with who I was when I was 13, they still don't understand how over the last eight years what has happened and who I've become.

You can call me Patch. No really. Call me.