Roadside Assistance Quotes

My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in 'The Blues Brothers.' I painted a Union Jack on the roof. I was absolutely in love with it until I destroyed it, which broke my heart!

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.

Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car.

Or in the early days we didn't have the bus, we had a station wagon.

Back when I was a young lad, I'm not condoning this, but there wasn't as much traffic on the roads. My dad used to drive a Hillman Avenger, and he would take me on the road driving that.

I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

I grew up with a truck. My dad had one, so I like trucks.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.

Safety on our highways has improved significantly, with the help of the Legislature and the media.

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

When my car broke down in L.A., nobody stopped. They just kept whizzing by.

When I came home for the summer after my first year of college, I told my mother that my best friend and I were driving to California. She laughed out loud - 2,000 miles in a what? Well, my best friend had an old Chevy. What could go wrong?

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a hanger halfway through the top of my window, a guy walks up and says, Lock yer keys in the car? Without missin' a beat I said, Nope, Just washed it and was hanging it up to dry. Here's your sign.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

There is so much we can do to save lives on our roads.

I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road.

I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.

I know when I am in the car I am always doing my best.

Driving alone, you can make 800 miles a day.