Road Regulations Quotes

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

If the AAP comes to power, we will revise laws on road safety.

The driver on the highway is safe not when He reads the signs, but when He obeys them.

Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.

Faster roads are not always safer roads - and virtually all societies, democratic or authoritarian, prefer safety over speed, even if many of their citizens enjoy fast driving.

Remove all the traffic lights, yellow lines, one-way systems and road markings, and let blissful anarchy prevail. I imagine it would produce a kind of harmony.

I would drive on streets that were one-way and think, "Why are they all honking at me?"

There's lots of people driving on the roads who don't have licenses. They're still going to work, still going to school. I want them to get a license and insurance so they're driving safely.

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

People ask why God allows suffering. You could just as well ask the Minister of Transport why he allows accidents on Britain's roads.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.