Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people.
One Rockette, who's probably a lug head, doesn't even know which end's up or down, ends up making news, and the media loves to present it.
I can't believe I did a peace sign on TV - like Ringo Starr!
I did a whole concert in Atlanta with my fly open, and I had a black suit on and a white shirt. My white shirt was protruding from the fly.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
We are becoming too much of a gaff-centric political culture.
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table.
