Online Humor Quotes

I enjoy making people laugh, but what I find funny and put online, others might misconstrue and find jerkish.

I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a beginning, middle, and end. A guy standing there seems a little old - especially when you can go on the Internet and see 'Funny or Die.'

I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate one-liners and to sort of see what people are laughing about. It's a terrific source of misinformation.

I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.

I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones.

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

I feel like I'm a child of the Internet, and the Internet has raised me, and its jokes might not be appropriate at certain times. So, I keep them locked inside.

Making a fool out of yourself and putting it on the Internet is one of the best bonding experiences you could have.

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.

People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes.

I actually don't mind viral trends. I think most of them are inexplicably really funny.

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.

I hope that memes jump out of our computers in the future.

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying.

The Internet now is completely full of memes, and it's interesting, the idea that instead of having a sign crotched on your door or a magnet on your fridge saying whatever cliches and bon mots, pictures laid out with some text are passed around and move really fast.

Before Twitter, if comedians wrote what they had for lunch on a Post-it and put it through your letterbox you wouldn't find it acceptable - but now apparently it is on Twitter.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion.com. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and it still cracks me up. It's actually my homepage on my computer.

My Instagram got deleted a lot of times. I used to do rough jokes and curse a lot.

I think a law clerk told me about this tumblr and also explained to me what Notorious RBG was a parody on. And now my grandchildren love it, and I try to keep abreast of the latest that's on the tumblr.

Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between me and my [redacted]. See what I did there?

And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?

I don't even know what memes are, I'm, like, an old person, so I don't really know what a meme is.