Office Rules Quotes

If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.

When you’re out of office, you’re out of office.

Over the last couple of decades, the personalization of the office changed dramatically... there's an informality people often take for the absence of rules - which it's not.

I always laugh at these companies that have these rules saying, 'You're only allowed to have this or that on your desk.' It's no fun to work at a place like that.

The first day I arrived, they told me to go home and get rid of that cold.

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

I actually think it's against the rules at Vox Media to work there if you've never dropped an iPhone.