Marriage Experience Quotes

I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's lib.

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

I think I realized my parents' relationship was special when I had my first girlfriend, and she came from a broken marriage. I watched how much closeness there was between her and her mom, and also how much bickering.

It was just a very short period of time that I had a brief marriage.

Everything in life is a lesson and I have learned from each marriage. Yes, I've made mistakes but every experience is a learning curve.

Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

Five wives can't all be wrong.

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Marriage is a hell, but sometimes people need it. What to do? So I have to tell them to get into marriage. They need to pass through the hell of it, and they cannot understand the hell of it unless they pass through it. I am not saying that in marriage love cannot grow; it can grow, but there is no necessity for it. I am not saying that in love marriage cannot grow; it can grow, but there is no necessity, no logical necessity in it.

Kate had never been married, so she had no way of knowing if I was a normal husband. This has been good for our marriage.

I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.

I got married when I was 24 and met my husband when I was 22, so what I know about men in a personal experience could literally fill an index card.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

I've been married one time and I have one daughter, who I love more than anyone in the world. And that's where my world is.

I was a wedding planner's assistant for years. And I knew I did not want to have a traditional wedding because I had worked a million of them. So my husband and I got married at a sleepaway camp in the Berkshires.

I have no wish for a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.