I like cookery shows much more than my husband, so I put them on the minute he goes away.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Being married is not the same as having a kid because being married to another adult who can take care of themselves to a degree is different than having a kid that is completely dependent on you.
I'm a big Eminem fan, so I like listening to him. My wife doesn't, though.
I TiVo 'CSI,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Young and The Restless' - my husband hates that one - and that's pretty much it.
We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
In contrast to my husband, I can pronounce the word nuclear.
My parents are really good people - they just are not meant to be together.
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.
My wife likes history and documentaries, but I'm not so keen on them. I generally go and do some work if there's one of those on.
