Makeup Mishaps Quotes

I think I had a lot of bad hair moments. In the early 80's just sometimes I wore purple lipstick or green lipstick.

Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up, and I saw the director call the makeup man over, and he says "What are we going to do about the hooter?" And the makeup guy said, "I'm not a plastic surgeon." So I started that show with a big nose, and quite conscious of it.

I'm self-taught, and fake eyelashes definitely took the longest to master. I glued my eyes shut at least 15 times.

Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I'm not great about putting on make-up, I look like a wreck half the time.

I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.

Of course I got lipstick all over my lil' nose in about 5 seconds, nothing's changed.